Please Don't Think Less Of Me,
Mary
Monday, November 30, 2009
my little elf
Tomorrow is December 1st. Does that say enough? Oh my, I just have so much to do. Thank God i have a little elf helping me this year. That's right, Mary's Christmas Extravaganza has gotten so HUGE that I've had to ask for help. Now, don't think that I'm slacking off because I'M NOT. While my little elf will help me with some of my bigger jobs , I am supervising ALL activities.
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Dear Monster Sized,
ReplyDeletei think this little elf stunt you're pulling is a total disgrace. you are in over your head and having someone else help you shows that you can't handle the pressure. also, the idea of you needing more help indicates that the party will be really great. i have a feeling that you won't be able to deliver and live up to the sky high standards of your guests.
we are all expecting the best party EVER. anything less will be an utter disappointment and might affect the outcome of next year event.
in fact, if this party is not up to par, the other guests and i have agreed to leave and congregate in Sue's for an amazing post party that you will most definitely not be invited to.
i short, if this party doesn't blow our minds, you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone. in your room. with no one but Eve and her red bow for company. well actually, i cut up the red bow, so that would just make it you and a wooden duck...